Things I Do Not Like

I'm all about things that I like, but lately I've been dabbling in some negativity. Here are some of the things that I am not a fan of lately.

Taylor Swift's new single "Today Was A Fairytale"

It's like the ugly stepsister from Cinderella's version of "Love Story." Swift has got to stop with all the fairy tale symbolism/motifs/references or I'm going to be rid of her for good.

Jay Leno

I've decided that Jay Leno is a combination of all the bad traits in former Xavier head basketball coach Sean Miller, Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter, and Rasputin from world history.

Twilight

Goes without saying this is the shittiest franchise ever.

Asparagus

My uncle goes on different vegetable kicks and right now he's really into asparagus, which I can't stand. The texture really bothers me for some reason. I force myself to eat it, but inside I cringe every single time.

Thieves

To the thieves who broke my car window and stole my iPod to sell for drugs: I hope your karma bites you in the ass.

The Jersey Shore

Entertaining, but in a painful, putting needles in your eye kind of way.

The Dayton Flyers

obnoxious cheers, obnoxious players and obnoxious fans...what a revolting combination