Quotable Kids #4

Megan: Can we check this book out?
Me: The Dangerous Book for Boys? why?
Alex: We want to read it and figure boys out
Sydney: I dont think you can figure boys out from just one book


Tyler: Every time we have a sub, it makes me appreciate you more and more


Stephen: Courtney blew chunks in church today
Me: Stephen, say something less gross than 'blew chunks'
Stephen: Fine. Chunks blew out of Courtney's mouth in church today.


Courtney: What book are we reading now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you. It's a surprise until class
Courtney: How many words is it
Me: Two
Courtney: The Hangover?




Max: Now I know the title is 'My Brother Sam is Dead' but are you positive Sam is dead? Maybe he's doing a Tupac thing?


Chastity People: Now, what would you say to your friends who were looking at a picture of a naked woman on the computer?
Max: Stop looking at pictures of my girlfriend


Ian: Ms. Hoferer, I had a dream last night...one in which you stopped getting on my case all the time.



Me: Kevin! Where did you get that box of latex gloves? Did you steal it from the science room?
Kevin: No...I got it from the people who came from the pregnancy center
Max: They don't give out that kind of latex, Kevin.



Stephen: Courtney, if you keep saying things like that no one is ever going to want to marry you



Me: Dylan, are you ever going to forgive me for making you read 'Tuck Everlasting?'
Dylan: No, but you'll live.


Courtney: My boyfriend Alex is 13!
Ian: Oh, please! If your boyfriend is 13, then my mom is dating George Clooney.