quoteable kids #2

Some of the hilarious and entertaining quotes from my students (keep in mind they range from 5th-8th graders)

Mitch: Ms. Hoferer, do you have a boyfriend?

Me: Mitch, that's a personal question

Stephen: So in other words, no.

Stephen: Why are you so tired Ms. Hoferer?

Me: I can't sleep lately. I'm having some bad dreams

Stephen: Dreams of what?

Me: sad stuff

Stephen: I think it means you're depressed

Addy: Miss Hoferer! You can't have sex on Yom Kippur!

Me: ADDY. What are you talking about?

Addy: That's what it said! Me: Addy, that's not appropriate for this class and I'm sorry you saw that. You can't put that on your worksheet.

Addy: I didn't. I put you can't have martial relations

Me: It's 'marital' Addy...and don't put that either. Don't even mention it.

Me: Coty, don't throw your book on the ground. Love your book.

Matt: Yea, Coty. Treat it like a woman.

Me: Coty, why are you whining so much?

Tristan: Maybe Coty has the wine flu.

Nate: Wait, Helen Keller is a person? I thought it was a dance!